Ladies, I Have to Know...

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 03/08/2016 at 14:22 • Filed to: Suzuki, Modedit, datdresstho

1

60

Has anyone ever asked you to take a picture next to their car? I always end up having one of these pop up no matter what unremarkable car I look up. I wonder to myself, “Why would anyone get undressed (and put on heels) in order to be photographed next to that?”

I have a theory that most of these oddball car pictures are actually the “models” posing by their own cars or a former partner’s car. Well the Suzuki SX4 is adorable as a little crossover! I just want to squish its wittle fwenders and put a lift kit and some all terrains on it then take ‘em through a sandbox!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:25

2

Dude.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2016 at 14:25

0

Dude

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2016 at 14:32

1

Bro

CALUSA > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:32

6

I enjoyed to last 2 pictures more than the first.

Mercedes Streeter > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:32

3

I’ve gotten asked to take a pic in front of a number of cars lol. It usually depends on the person and what I’m wearing. :D I’m usually wearing heels and a MS Paint dress, so I’m already there!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 03/08/2016 at 14:33

0

Bruh

Party-vi > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:34

11

I LOVE that dress.

zeontestpilot > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:34

1

My wife would never do this....she's afraid of the sun....

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2016 at 14:35

0

Brah

For Sweden > zeontestpilot 03/08/2016 at 14:35

18

The sun is a ball of plasma under intense pressure; her fear is understandable.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 03/08/2016 at 14:36

0

Breh.

MonkeePuzzle > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:36

1

lol, an MS-paint dress. exactly what I did for $kay’s prize for my COTD :D

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/08/2016 at 14:37

0

Brosef

EL_ULY > For Sweden 03/08/2016 at 14:39

0

Buddy!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:40

1

Hail the sx4

-my mom owns one

zeontestpilot > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:41

2

That’s a lovely dress. Also, I think she has DD’s now. At least when you compared them to the size of her head.

For Sweden > EL_ULY 03/08/2016 at 14:42

0

Brody

EL_ULY > For Sweden 03/08/2016 at 14:43

0

Guy!

mycarneverruns87 > EL_ULY 03/08/2016 at 14:46

0

Bromethius

Captain of the Enterprise > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:46

3

Props to the mods for editing that picture like a pit crew at Daytona

mycarneverruns87 > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:48

1

The Barenaked ladies approve of that dress because it isn’t cruel

pjhusa > For Sweden 03/08/2016 at 14:48

1

Bern

EL_ULY > mycarneverruns87 03/08/2016 at 14:48

1

Brontosaurus

zeontestpilot > For Sweden 03/08/2016 at 14:48

1

Great, I fear it too now, Thanks?

For Sweden > zeontestpilot 03/08/2016 at 14:50

3

You’re welcome 

mycarneverruns87 > EL_ULY 03/08/2016 at 14:50

0

Brodozer

CALUSA > mycarneverruns87 03/08/2016 at 14:52

0

Broseph Stalin

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 03/08/2016 at 14:52

2

Brougham

Klaus Schmoll > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:54

1

A friend of mine traded in his 500 for a Seicento (they were sold alongside the Sx4 in Euroland) last summer. He was super happy with it, but since realised that while he wanted a bigger car than the 500, this isn’t big enough. He is currently looking at ex-postal service VW Caddies. The Fisuki is still a neat little car though.

crown victor victoria > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2016 at 14:54

3

Brocephus

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 14:55

2

Justin Hughes > Party-vi 03/08/2016 at 14:56

12

But not a real green dress. That’s cruel.

Party-vi > Justin Hughes 03/08/2016 at 14:56

1

I like your style.

mycarneverruns87 > crown victor victoria 03/08/2016 at 14:57

1

broseidon

HammerheadFistpunch > Justin Hughes 03/08/2016 at 14:58

2

90 reference FTW

Jonee > crown victor victoria 03/08/2016 at 15:00

0

Bronut

zeontestpilot > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! 03/08/2016 at 15:02

2

I would do this, but the world is not ready for my sexiness, so I must conceal it for the sake of the world.

EL_ULY > mycarneverruns87 03/08/2016 at 15:02

1

Broccoli

yamahog > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 15:04

3

Things men ask/tell me:

Is that *really* your car/Jeep/bike? or Is that your boyfriend’s car?

Are you sure you can drive stick? or I’ll teach you stick alright hurr durr

You can’t take a picture of that car unless I get one with you in it!

How does your boyfriend let you ride a motorcycle?

[directed at boyfriend] Smart of you to get her into cars!

[Sees me washing bike] I’ll hose it down for you if you sit on it!

Etc etc etc

yamahog > crown victor victoria 03/08/2016 at 15:09

6

Brotato

StingrayJake > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 15:09

1

I would very much like to do this to my CR-V... but it’s a lease.

McMike > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 15:16

0

There’s an internet rule that you can find any car with a girl standing in front of it on Car Domain. Yes, sometimes it’s girlfriends/wives, but some of the time it’s girls that want some modeling-type shots and a creepy friend of thiers has a camera. Most of the others are of models that hang around car shows.

That will stand in front of anything. Even the SX4.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3814323/2…

E92M3 > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 15:16

0

Sometimes you just want a picture of both your girls together. Here’s mine.

Wacko > Justin Hughes 03/08/2016 at 15:24

1

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?

HammerheadFistpunch > Wacko 03/08/2016 at 15:26

0

well yeah!

RallyWrench > Wobbles the Mind 03/08/2016 at 15:26

0

I Googled something ridiculous recently, a Moskvitch or Lada or something, and sure enough there was a damn near naked woman on a horribly modified version of the car. Can’t get away from it.

RallyWrench > EL_ULY 03/08/2016 at 15:27

0

Theodore Broosevelt

EL_ULY > RallyWrench 03/08/2016 at 15:36

1

Brologna

Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch 03/08/2016 at 15:37

1

one of my all time favorite songs

also Canadian

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Wacko 03/08/2016 at 16:34

0

We’d still eat kraft dinner just with fancy expensive ketchup on it....ummm dijon ketchup.....

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > yamahog 03/08/2016 at 16:36

2

Are we really that bad? That sounds truly awful. I apologize on behalf of all decent men (Yes we do exist believe it or not).

Wacko > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 03/08/2016 at 16:49

1

to this day i still eat KD with ketchup

KD is mac and cheeze for you Yanks(not you Luc)

yamahog > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 03/08/2016 at 16:50

4

Thanks and I am glad to personally know many not just decent but flat out excellent men. Sexist jerks gonna be sexist jerks, the rest of us can’t do much but tell them it’s not cool and hope for the best.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/08/2016 at 16:51

0

Breaux.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Captain of the Enterprise 03/08/2016 at 16:52

0

The Mods do that?

Captain of the Enterprise > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/08/2016 at 18:33

0

I’m guessing it was pretty soon minutes after the post went live so I'm guessing they did it because why would the OP put up the pic unedited and then edit it

Tapas > yamahog 03/08/2016 at 19:17

1

Broocifer

The Compromiser > Tapas 03/08/2016 at 20:17

0

Brocade

Hot Takes Salesman > yamahog 03/08/2016 at 20:38

0

Jesus Christ this thread is getting out of control broskis

Tapas > The Compromiser 03/08/2016 at 21:02

0

Bronchitis